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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Ninety Nine: Seeds

“It looks like you’ve been to the vintage store, that coat looks radical,” says Emmy. “Yes, and while on the same route, I went to the free clinic as well,” said Fred. “You should too, Emmy. It doesn’t take much for … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Ninety Four: Carrots

Aren’t you glad that there’s this beta version of this office software? Nothing can top that, good thing we kept our eyes peeled. The root of our problems has been getting a program that can really crunch numbers.

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Fourteen: The Rainforest

“This is no time to monkey around, give me a can of peas,” said the expedition leader. “We’ve lost all contact with the other party, this leaves us no other option but to stay here and get to the root … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty: Bonsai

Maybe after the head chef leaves, you can get to the root of that cooking exam question by going to the library; there’s a small branch near the edge of town. This suggestion stems from experience, I went there to … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Eighty Six: Roots

That fine treasure might turn up someday–if the other team doesn’t beat us to it, of course. It might be in a tube or a box. Or maybe even in a room–now there’s a radical idea.

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Ninety Seven: Soil

“Boss! I got the dirt on the bank schedule!” said Tony. “That rocks,” said the Boss, “we should be able to get to the root of our operations with this information–our other sources didn’t exactly hold water.” “I can dig that, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Eighty One: Potatoes

There are some traits that are quite appealing about eagles: their eyes have 20/20 vision, they get to the root of fishing for pike, and their stomachs are large and would never need a staple: food often rests in their crop.

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