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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty Nine: Turkey

They would cry foul in the last leg of this roast if it weren’t for Tom, the host, who would waddle off of the stage every time a bad joke was told. Stuffing the program with all of these guest … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Ninety Five: Peanut Butter

The humor was dry at the roast. The jokes were spread out amongst the guests, and although the host gave a chunk he wrote to a smooth talker, it was enough to keep the guest of honor from going nuts.

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Twenty Two: Brunch

The pair of guests at the funeral were tardy, they came for late mourning.They wanted to ham it up at the services with an honorary roast but their efforts were waffled, they never saw such a group of sad faces.

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Six Puns Day Forty Six: Barbecue

If you ever want to smoke the competition, don’t grill your opponent, you’ll find that to be the pits. You should really stake a claim on ribbing them; like calling them a clumsy cleaner or a slow cook.

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