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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety: Fitness

If you thing that making money off of something you like is a stretch, just jog your memory: plenty of people have set the tone doing things they love. There’s one condition: if you don’t like your hair color, dye … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Eight: Eclairs

If you have the dough you can afford a suite for quite a long time,  and I sing praises of anyone who can do that, and say “shoo” to anyone who can’t. Six Puns: Puns for everyone, including familiar uncles … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty Six: Mugs

Think you can handle your flour-grinding job down to a tee? I’ve got a new stone where this other guy could pore over his work until he lost the cough he had when he got in this morning. Six Puns: Taking … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty Four: Chewing Gum

Tired of pop music? Are you a rapper? Have some money to blow while getting ready to stick to some more savings options?  You should invest in rubber tree forests and goose feathers…that’s pure chicle-down economics! Six Puns: Give him a subject and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Thirty Three: Barrels

The chef took the whisk he used to beat eggs and didn’t whine as he made a roll. Even though he wanted to go fishin’, a sense of duty came upon him to adequately supply his store. Six Puns: Barrel puns are … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty One: Speed Skating

If you want a short track to weight loss, you should fast and re-lay all the tiles on your bathroom floor. If you want the long track to weight loss, exercise your right to diet (and exercise). Six Puns: Appreciate all forms … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty: Curling

Kids and adults have a lazy handle on things: some say they like to skip school (or work) and play on a slide. They also love to draw and eat Chinese takeout. Six Puns: A woolly operation of lamb’s cousins … Continue reading

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