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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Nineteen: Tarantulas

“There are eight legs in this hairy competition, and the last portion will be captured on but a few bytes of digital media, to be put up on the web,” said the announcer, “I pray that there won’t be a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Seventeen: Venus Flytraps

Catching up to the nuclear plant’s technology wasn’t a difficult job, there were only a few bugs and bytes that needed to be accounted for. Bob knew this well so he didn’t have to pray for a miracle, but he … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Hundred Seventy: Jaguars

“Our contract comes with an important clause: I don’t want anyone reporting anything until they’ve spotted a computer with significant bytes.” said the IT team leader in the computer store. “I pray that someone finds one, though I don’t want anyone … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty Four: Hyenas

“I’m sure someone spotted the difference between those dishes,” said the patron to the manager, “you can’t just expect them to get mixed up and everyone to carry on.” “I assure you, this is no laughing matter,” responded the manager, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Thirteen: Lions

The peasants had to forgo the main route through the mountains–their pride in their leader was starting to dwindle. They were getting tired of having to rely on essential provisions in order to complete their journey, and it was as if their lives had gone … Continue reading

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