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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Forty Six: Cream Cheese

“You’d better change your locks: the fact that you haven’t caught this whale will sour your reputation,” said the harbourmaster, “and you will see your popularity dip because of this.” “I’m not here to win popularity contests,” said the Captain, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Sixty: Pennsylvania

My boss Cole has a job vacancy he wants to fill, he finds gaps in his workforce to be quite eerie. His next hiring scheme involves a contest that pits burger lovers against those who like hot dogs. It may … Continue reading

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