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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Eight: Garlic

You were bred for success, so press on and keep your eyes peeled. Don’t mince any words and pay attention to that light bulb going off over your head.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Two: Marmalade

The suite was orange, one of the many details that would preserve itself in the minds of the guests. Its appeal came with the amount of juice available to the TV and other appliances, and the view of the river: … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Ninety: Bananas

The workers were given their pink slips earlier that day, in an event that was widely unappealing to them. It was a hardly a ripe time for lay-offs, especially in a factory where everybody normally chips in. But the workers chose … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Eighty One: Potatoes

There are some traits that are quite appealing about eagles: their eyes have 20/20 vision, they get to the root of fishing for pike, and their stomachs are large and would never need a staple: food often rests in their crop.

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Six Puns Day Ninety Five: Idaho

It might not be appealing, but you could chip in for an air conditioner to get to the root of our building’s air circulation problems–lately our office feels like it’s been baked. Okay, I’m sorry. Sure, there are other puns … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Thirty Six: Citrus Fruits

Aren’t you glad you didn’t buy that lemon of a car? Your new automobile is so juiced up that it’s sublime. It brings you a zest for life, and that’s definitely quite appealing.

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