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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Forty Five: Bottles

It might be clear that to put a cap on your neck, you need to whine to others until they help you. Then you can tell them about your sister’s new record label, and that no one can stop her.

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Ninety Nine: Guitars

“String him up!” Vallero yelled. “Don’t fret Jim, but this bridge is where you’re going to die, too bad it wasn’t your place to pick. Once the water gets up to your neck, you’re finished!” he laughed. “Well, what if I find a way … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Eighty Two: Scarves

Though the two lovers weren’t cut from the same cloth, they loved to neck for a long time. They acted warm toward each other so it was no surprise that they’d act in this fashion. It was clear that their bond … Continue reading

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