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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Ninety: Pop Music Genres, Part 2

“That punk will fish for sole and blues using all types of electronic equipment,” said the fisherman. “That type of stuff should be illegal, especially in this country. It’s like he has no other alternative.” Advertisements

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Eighty Nine: Pop Music Genres, Part 1

“If you don’t wrap a big band of heavy metal around this swing, it’s going to pop off its hinges, almost without warning,” explained the engineer. “It won’t even rock first.”

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Eighty Nine: Blues

I’m not in the mood for sixteen bars, I’ve been to twelve bars already and I’m ready for a deep rest. I’ve learned just to drink a fifth of scotch and call it a night. I’ve also learned that I should never bring … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Eighty Eight: Jazz

Never underestimate what an imp provides. Street urchins and thieves may not be much of note, but they manage to keep their cool once they get into the swing of things. And though they steal jars of peanut butter and jelly, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Forty Five: Pianos

Just keep in tune with yourself! Here’s the key to success: don’t view the world in black and white. This sharp piece of advice should strike a chord with people all over the world, but strangely its an area where most … Continue reading

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