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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty Nine: Turkey

They would cry foul in the last leg of this roast if it weren’t for Tom, the host, who would waddle off of the stage every time a bad joke was told. Stuffing the program with all of these guest … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Forty Four: Starfish

If you pool your resources together, you’ll be armed well enough to tide yourself over, well forever. So don’t go out on a limb, finsh the final leg, and then go to Hollywood–there you’ll be able to see stars.

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Fifty: Tables

On the surface, it seems like you might not have a leg to stand on: like you’re always folding and you can’t stand the heat in the kitchen. But in reality, you get by quite easily…you know, I’d say your … Continue reading

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