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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Seventy Nine: Blankets

You could double your enjoyment if you stay in the crib, but to really feel like a king, go to the stadium in Queens and watch the Minnesota Twins play. Advertisements

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Fifty Seven: The Crab

“All right, I want you all to approach our guests in a classic pincer move,” said the head waiter. “It will come out of the blue, they won’t be able to see it coming.” “What if we run out of shells?” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Sixty Three: Chess

There’s a place in Queens where you can pawn your TV at night. Then you can go home to your castle and feel like a king. It’s not an A-list store though, it’s more like a B-shop.

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Thirty Nine: Dynasties

Well, you have to to get a better ruler if you want to measure how much rain falls down inside the local butcher’s house and well. It falls down so steadily on those two doors you could write a song … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Six: Cheetahs

Lawrence spotted the enemy troops on the horizon and had to break his fast. His equipment was in a terrible state: his walkie wasn’t up to speed his and the colors in his jacket were running. Fighting for the King wouldn’t be … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Twenty Nine: Penguins

I missed my plane to Japan–now I’m flight less. I was supposed to meet the Emperor so it’s got me a little blue. But the King of Belgium did call and asked me to scale their highest moutain–so I just had to cold climb it. It … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five: The Weather

People ask me about the king’s never-ending reign, but I haven’t the foggiest idea about it. You should hail him regardless with a sunny disposition even though his future looks cloudy right now. And soon his accomplishments will be met with thunderous applause.

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