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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Seventy Nine: Blankets

You could double your enjoyment if you stay in the crib, but to really feel like a king, go to the stadium in Queens and watch the Minnesota Twins play.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Seventy Eight: Artificial Lights

You can barely rest a knee on the side of this ark, but you’ll be able to get the floor essence. If you see the very bright first mate Jennifer, greet her with a “Hallo Jen“, and also be sure … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Seventy Seven: Musical Tempos

There was so much pressure on Dante to clone Al the starfish, but he could barely see a leg grow. So he decided to wait for more results or risk seeing something as phony as a Dodge Geo. Although the … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Sixty Two: Buttons

So, who knows the whole story about the seal who was covered on the international news? I couldn’t catch the jist of it, the report was in Mandarin.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Sixty: Shopping

Set sail for adventure! Who knows what’s in store for the future? Maybe you’ll do something bizarre, like tag along an Amazon fishing expedition, or save a baby from a burning building! Or even go to Brooklyn, where you can … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty Nine: Turkey

They would cry foul in the last leg of this roast if it weren’t for Tom, the host, who would waddle off of the stage every time a bad joke was told. Stuffing the program with all of these guest … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty Eight: Calligraphy

The robber was so surprised by the cops’ entrance that he nearly had a stroke. This brush with the law was something that wasn’t in the script, besides that, he wasn’t ready to spend time in the pen. But the … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty Six: Clouds

“I haven’t the foggiest idea as to how you missed that train,” said the Hong Kong Rail dispatcher as the puff he made from his pipe reached the ceiling. “I gather a lot of people storm through here, then. Well, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty Five: Stamps

“It makes sense not to post anything else online about the giant crocodile that will stick in the public’s mind,” said the general. “They already know it’s a male specimen, twenty feet long, and ferocious. We have to lick this … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Fifty Four: DNA

Jean is someone who can sell any idea, if not, he licks his wounds and returns to his base. It is a univeral code that he lives by, so it doesn’t need a translation.

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