Tag Archives: jokes

Six Puns DAy Five Hundred Ninety Four: Locks

There’s a key to making a good wafer, and it should not be something you dread.  It should be easy to pin down with a simple combination of techniques and soon it’ll be as easy as making Pad Thai. Advertisements

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Eighty Six: Evergreen Trees

Going to the Four Seasons concert? Pine for the days of better music? Need all the help you can get? You’d better spruce up your place, grab your best fur coat–on your way to the concert, you don’t want to … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Eighty: Radioactivity

Gone fishin’? You better bait a hook on this lake I’ve been keeping an eye on. It’s safe, too: it is near a horse stable and a place that serves fusion cuisine, so there’s no real element of danger.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Seventy Nine: Blankets

You could double your enjoyment if you stay in the crib, but to really feel like a king, go to the stadium in Queens and watch the Minnesota Twins play.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Seventy Eight: Artificial Lights

You can barely rest a knee on the side of this ark, but you’ll be able to get the floor essence. If you see the very bright first mate Jennifer, greet her with a “Hallo Jen“, and also be sure … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Seventy Seven: Musical Tempos

There was so much pressure on Dante to clone Al the starfish, but he could barely see a leg grow. So he decided to wait for more results or risk seeing something as phony as a Dodge Geo. Although the … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Sixty Two: Buttons

So, who knows the whole story about the seal who was covered on the international news? I couldn’t catch the jist of it, the report was in Mandarin.

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