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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Eighty Three: Greenhouses

I think you don’t need to take the heat if you’re  framed for being mean–and nearsighted– at some energy company: it’s clear that you don’t need glasses to be warm at a power plant. Advertisements

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Ten: Death Valley

The new office temp has to do record-keeping and take bad water out of the refrigerator, but this is through no fault of his own. Fortunately, he keeps the heat from his bosses off with a dry sense of humor.

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Sixty Eight: Hot Sauce

I once got into a heated debate with my friend Harriet about how chilly it was in Antarctica. I didn’t want to concede so I had to keep pouring over my research. In one of my books there was a tab–“ask around”–it read. So … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Forty Four: Summer

Don’t sweat it, just pick Nick up at the airport! He’s late for a hot date; any parent who’s had their son screened for a prolonged period would get him out of there. You should give your son glasses and a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine: The Desert

You can’t win a heated argument without a dry sense of humor. So go be yourself! For example, my friend Rajani claimed she once heard Zeus and saw Hera…I said: “Now, you can’t fool me, Raj, you’re just seeing things!”…she … Continue reading

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