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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Seven: Asparagus

“Here’s a tip: think this stock will shoot up soon,” said the broker, “and you’ll soon be in the green. You might still have to spearhead a new investment scheme, but at least your troubles won’t crop up all at … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Thirteen: Traffic Lights

I’ve read that there’s no need to stop or exercise caution, so go ahead, don’t be yellow,  and get the green!

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Eighty: Hay

“Hey! Do you want me to bail you out of this place?” asked the visitor. “Of course!” said the prisoner. “OK, well tell me before it’s too late and it gets past your bedtime,” replied the visitor, “you can get … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Sixty One: Algae

The fact that the farmer could see weeds growing at a slower rate on his neighbor’s plot had him green with envy. “What are you doing to your crops?” he asked. “I’m using a bit of pesticide,” his neighbor answered. … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Ninety Two: Lettuce

“Captain! If this ship hits that iceberg, it’s gonna be row-mania,” the first mate exclaimed into the crisp night air, “We can’t afford to stay the course until it leaves!”  “Settle down,” the captain yelled back, “all this fear stems from a lack of faith. Once my big … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Fifty Four: Vermont

Sugar may pull up your energy level –that’s how it’s always been–and cherries are good for the bloodstream, you’ll hardly see ruptures in your blood vessels if you eat them regularly. Well, that’s all according to what my Gran ate. Anyway, … Continue reading

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