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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Fifty Three: Jupiter

“By Jove–that’s my cell,” remarked Robert. The tour guide heard the faint rings of his phone a few meters away. This was of giant significance as the safari had been far from a gas. Lions had trailed the party well … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Eighty Five: Planets

“Your heinous actions won’t go unpunished!” exclaimed the pet shop owner, “Your practice mars the reputation of this establishment!” “What are you talking about?” asked Sara. “My chihuahua, didn’t you pit her against a giant dachshund?” the owner asked, “I … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Ninety Three: Anteaters

Ben’s uncles and aunts may be on the eccentric side–wearing silky dress shirts at the beach, donning giant shoes with long tongues–but their spirits are strong, they’ve never been licked. One of them is even into a dog who can’t smell–there’s no snout … Continue reading

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