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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Fifty Five: Uranus

This particular strain of the common cold has been known to ice giants, so it doesn’t bode well for this hermit crab. His pretty heavy–this side weighs a lot–and it hardly frees her from being ill on her own terms.

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Eighteen: Refrigerators

Billy kept his cool as he wandered through the back alleys of the city that night. After his friends gave him the cold shoulder that afternoon, he realized he’d been framed. He was a good kid after all–not spoiled, but there signs … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Forty Two: Winter

I see culminations of cold, calculating work delivered in offices where results have often been flakey. I mean, usually it’s no problem when employees work on a new venture, but when they start creating slush funds, I have to freeze their accounts.

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