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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Nine: Manatees

I see cows all the time trying to lick my calf. They really aren’t shallow (they enjoy a parade float as much as any other mammal)–I think they’re just swamped with work sometimes–if you catch my drift.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Four: Kayaking

The parade float focused on rolls, and this made the heavy metal rockers-turned-bakers beam with pride. I could easily see they always practiced at home, which is why I never found their pad dull.

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