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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Thirty Three: Lampreys

“If you don’t pull this latch, this system will need more bytes–you will see its performance slow down,” said Nancy, the technician. “That seems to make sense,” said her co-worker,  “This bloody thing sucks–but thanks. I was thinking: in order … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Thirty Two: Carp

Though victories are common for you, it is important not to get a big head if you get the gold and not the silver, for you’ll want to look in the mirror and see someone who isn’t so coy.

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Thirty: Tuna

“Al, back core units of that hard drive up with some new technology, there’s a slender chance that the bullet damage to the system wasn’t as bad as we thought,” Captain Jack explained, “but don’t touch the monitor, that’s a job … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Twenty Three: Crustaceans

Inside a lonely barn, a culmination of work is completed by crabby computer nerds who find shelter and lob stirring ideas at one another. Though their diet is varied, they don’t eat red meat: these shrimps crave fish.

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Six Puns Day Three: The Ocean

The tide is turning in your favor, but don’t be gullible. Wave to the people, make your progress official. You’ll make a net profit, see what I mean?

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