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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Thirty Eight: Hedgehogs

“I get the point: there are no more rolls in this borough,” said the restauranteuse. “I have to go elsewhere for them, especially for dessert. Well, maybe not…I saw Nick the other day and he might know where to get … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Three: Ancient Egypt

“Nigh all the telescopes were taken, so you’re just going to have to desert your post and peer amid the other students on those high rogue cliffs,” said the astronomy professor, in a dry tone, to Jane. “But I won’t … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Twenty Two: Camels

On an unusually boring hump day (a day that couldn’t get any duller), Lionel thought about stirring up some office drama: dare he tell his colleagues about the recent layoffs proposed for his department? That would cause some form of protest, and it’s … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eighty Five: Arizona

The mythical Phoenix was said to have risen from a spectacular gorge (not really a glen, dale, or ordinary valley–some would say it was a grand canyon) and fly until it reached a shiny brown color: a copper state, if you will. … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine: The Desert

You can’t win a heated argument without a dry sense of humor. So go be yourself! For example, my friend Rajani claimed she once heard Zeus and saw Hera…I said: “Now, you can’t fool me, Raj, you’re just seeing things!”…she … Continue reading

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