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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Twelve: Mount Everest

Hi. I’d like to pique your interest in a global summit on the climbing price of beverages that are best to drink when you have a cold. The prices for orange juice, teas, and coffees, for example, have been very, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Fifty Six: Neptune

“This fraternity is big on equality–but it takes some courage to convince them to take the liberty of letting people in cold.” said Dan. “You’ll have to go through with one of their initiations,” he continued, “like drinking a case … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Fifty Five: Uranus

This particular strain of the common cold has been known to ice giants, so it doesn’t bode well for this hermit crab. His pretty heavy–this side weighs a lot–and it hardly frees her from being ill on her own terms.

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty Two: Antarctica

“Don’t worry about the jingle,” said the ad agent. “Leave it up to Ms. Stefani.  I would pin Gwen as someone who knows her music stuff cold. There’s a sheet of paper for her on the shelf, so she doesn’t … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Eighteen: Refrigerators

Billy kept his cool as he wandered through the back alleys of the city that night. After his friends gave him the cold shoulder that afternoon, he realized he’d been framed. He was a good kid after all–not spoiled, but there signs … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Thirty One: Snow

Don’t be a flake, if you don’t want to be caught in a flurry of social problems, you should know your jokes cold, if you catch my drift. Only then will you be able to end frosty relations and have a ball.

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Twenty Nine: Penguins

I missed my plane to Japan–now I’m flight less. I was supposed to meet the Emperor so it’s got me a little blue. But the King of Belgium did call and asked me to scale their highest moutain–so I just had to cold climb it. It … Continue reading

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