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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Thirty Seven: Ospreys

“Although you might not be able to see Mr. Fisher, he will be out to hawk his metal wares tomorrow,” said the carnival leader. “That’s according to this clause in his contract. He was unprepared for a sales competition in … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Fifty Seven: The Crab

“All right, I want you all to approach our guests in a classic pincer move,” said the head waiter. “It will come out of the blue, they won’t be able to see it coming.” “What if we run out of shells?” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Twenty: Lobsters

I’ve read that if you ever get a boil, make sure you open, and not shut, your trap and tell someone about it. Mrs. Claus once got one but her pride was so great she didn’t tell anyone else. But … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Eighteen: Scorpions

To take the sting out of any setback, you must have an escape clause. Maybe you caught the tail end of a movie or didn’t get all of your peace talks in. Or maybe you had poise on the balance … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Hundred Seventy: Jaguars

“Our contract comes with an important clause: I don’t want anyone reporting anything until they’ve spotted a computer with significant bytes.” said the IT team leader in the computer store. “I pray that someone finds one, though I don’t want anyone … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Ninety One: Tigers

The battle’s last mission was a great way for the low-ranking private to finally show his Pa that he could earn his stripes. Although there was a clause in the army’s handbook stating that cyber attacks were out of the question, the soldier downloaded … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four: Big Cats

I’d be lyin’ if I said I didn’t hate a cheater. But my pride is so great that when there’s a contested decision I act like a vampire’s moral dentist and do the right fang.  Ok, there was a roaring contest…I didn’t win, but I did get a tie grrrrr….could that count as an … Continue reading

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