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Six Puns Day One Hundred Twelve: British Columbia

Since my mini’s paint cracks in the sun, I really need a Vancouver. That way, there’ll be splendor without diminishment of its appearance, and I’ll be able to see its auburn roof and its maple ridge.  I’d love to drive … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Eleven: Alberta

For your hunting trip you’d better call Gary, he’s read deer lived strong and free near brooks, rivers,and a cold lake. But those deer might see you guys first–Gary’s a doctor, and he wears a big old Medicine Hat.

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Five: Newfoundland and Labrador

                            This ain’t John’s cigarette you’ve been puffin, is it? Good. He’s at the jeweler’s today, he’s going to take a gander at how to mount pearls on … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Three: Nova Scotia

I don’t know Halifax about Canada’s provinces, but I figure it’d be Fundy’f I tried. It won’t encumber me, or encumber lands that deserve to be spoken about. So I won’t have my hants full, there’s no need for pictougraphs, and … Continue reading

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