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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Seventy Eight: Artificial Lights

You can barely rest a knee on the side of this ark, but you’ll be able to get the floor essence. If you see the very bright first mate Jennifer, greet her with a “Hallo Jen“, and also be sure … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Three: Parrots

It is a bright idea to color your memories with stories that will fly with your peers. Like telling them about your cause, or how you wrote good copy for a certain computer company: they’ll be taken aback in Mac … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Seventy Seven: Candles

“I’ve sent Ed to get light refreshments served at every table,” said Jane, the MC. “And he’s someone we don’t want to fire. If we stick to our program, you’ll be able to hear the finest music ever put on … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Five: The Sun

“Okay, guys, the plan is set.” said the gang leader. “We’re gonna hit all the bakeries. Grab all the pumpernickel and ryes that you can. If one of you spots a police officer, tell me about it–you guys watch me, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Fifty Seven: Light Bulbs

If you make a turn on the next road, you’ll see the landmark that symbolizes what colonial Philly meant: the Liberty Bell. Now you may wonder why our Founding Fathers–as bright as they were–would ring such a cracked instrument, but … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Forty Three: The Future

It might be time to break your fast, for words cannot fill the emptiness of one’s stomach. So a head of lettuce will do, as well as a light cone of ice cream. As well as some wine…I can tell … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Nineteen: Christmas

You’ll love that farm near Santa Fe where Eve, Carol, Mary and Holly grew up. Happy holidays everyone! Go ahead with those Christmas Puns! 🙂

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