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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Forty Seven: Bagels

“My pop, he was bred to take on whole challenges,” said the farm boy. “Even if he had a pimple or a boil, he would rise to the occaision to make some dough.”

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Forty One: Muffins

Getting to the top is something you were bred to do, so grab a flower if you’re a farmer, a batter if you’re a baseball coach, and plenty of that paper: essentially, don’t let anything foil your plans.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Eight: Garlic

You were bred for success, so press on and keep your eyes peeled. Don’t mince any words and pay attention to that light bulb going off over your head.

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Fifty Six: Toast

The jockeys thought they had been burned by the judges in the first heat; they knew their horses were bred to race. But since they didn’t want to grill the officials (and since they all wanted a slice of the … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Eighty Five: Sandwiches

Katalina, upon releasing the ancient sword from downtown’s sacred lizard statue, gained access to an exclusive club of heroes, those who were born and bred to handle meet any challenge and get out of any pickle. And the name of that group was The–oh, can’t … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Eighty: Fondue

Because of the pot hole, the road took a dip and temporary suspended the driver’s cheesy jokes. It was a little too late for the other passengers, as their minds had figuratively melted by then.  But as they were bred to withstand this kind … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Twenty Eight: The Bakery

We’re often raised–no, born and bred–to make a lot of dough. But if you’re one smart cookie, you’ll realize that happiness is easy as pie, really–a piece of cake.

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