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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Thirty Three: Lampreys

“If you don’t pull this latch, this system will need more bytes–you will see its performance slow down,” said Nancy, the technician. “That seems to make sense,” said her co-worker,  “This bloody thing sucks–but thanks. I was thinking: in order … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Nineteen: Tarantulas

“There are eight legs in this hairy competition, and the last portion will be captured on but a few bytes of digital media, to be put up on the web,” said the announcer, “I pray that there won’t be a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Hundred Seventy: Jaguars

“Our contract comes with an important clause: I don’t want anyone reporting anything until they’ve spotted a computer with significant bytes.” said the IT team leader in the computer store. “I pray that someone finds one, though I don’t want anyone … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Nine: Fleas

When I was in high school I jumped at the chance to stay with a host family in France…they took me to see all the Paris sites. I only had a few bytes left on my digital camera, but they lent me … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Ninety One: Tigers

The battle’s last mission was a great way for the low-ranking private to finally show his Pa that he could earn his stripes. Although there was a clause in the army’s handbook stating that cyber attacks were out of the question, the soldier downloaded … Continue reading

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