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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Thirty: PC Repair

There’s a bit about a mouse who wanted a bite to eat. He went to get honey in a hive of bees in a far away port, and he traveled by cargo ship (so it wasn’t hard drive).

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Nineteen: Alligators

Telling the tale about the cold-blooded bicycle thief was a snap; however it lacked bite upon the latest retelling. On a scale from one to ten, it was about a five. Or at least Sue or Jesse thought it was.

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Thirty Seven: Werewolves

The audience got a howl out of the man who tried to chop down the fir tree with only a toy axe. He was given a bottle of moonshine as a runner up in the talent show, but he did … Continue reading

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