Category Archives: Places

Six Puns Day Four Hundred Ninety One: Maps

“What are you saying?” asked the producer to the film reviewer. “Even though that movie you saw needed some better direction, this is a key thing to understand: in cinema, not every joke will land. My lead role is stunning, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Sixteen: The Pacific Ocean

“Is Mary honest?” asked the teacher. “Sure,” said one of the students, “but you have to know how to calm her. She’s a frantic sports writer in her spare time, and she wrote this harried piece full of incidents about … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Fourteen: The Rainforest

“This is no time to monkey around, give me a can of peas,” said the expedition leader. “We’ve lost all contact with the other party, this leaves us no other option but to stay here and get to the root … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Thirteen: Victoria Falls

“Flo, it’s time to make a splash,” said the boss. “You’re going to have to drop the nice girl act and steal someone’s thunder. It’s the only way you’ll smoke the competition.” “You’re right,” said Florence. “It’s an opportunity that cannot … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Twelve: Mount Everest

Hi. I’d like to pique your interest in a global summit on the climbing price of beverages that are best to drink when you have a cold. The prices for orange juice, teas, and coffees, for example, have been very, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Eleven: The Grand Canyon

It would be great if you could gorge on your favorite layer cake or rocky road ice cream for the holiday, but since your allegiance to your new diet regime really runs deep you’re going to have to look out. You … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Ten: Death Valley

The new office temp has to do record-keeping and take bad water out of the refrigerator, but this is through no fault of his own. Fortunately, he keeps the heat from his bosses off with a dry sense of humor.

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Ninety Seven: Library Classification

“Do we have a universal way to cut her tall hedges?” asked one of the yard workers. “Oh, I wouldn’t subject you guys to cutting those by hand. We have the machine, it’s bliss.” responded the boss. “Wow, I didn’t … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Eighty Three: The Post Office

“You can expect this pugilist to deliver on any sort of day,” said the trainer. “Mark will stamp out any competitor, you don’t have to wait.” he continued, “He really knows how to box.”

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Seven: Reefs

There’s no great barrier between you and your dreams, even when life’s taking a toll on you. At their core, all problems are things you can patch: you can turn the tide and stroll confidently to the bank.

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