Six Puns Month Seven: Eagles

“This is a golden opportunity to be crowned a victor in this martial arts competition,” said the bald karate instructor, “I hope you’re not sore, that won’t fly with the judges.”

Six Puns: Words of a feather, flock toge–ah, you know what I mean.

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3 Responses to Six Puns Month Seven: Eagles

  1. I laughed so hard I bawled. 😉

  2. Dave says:

    Sporting an average 5-7′ wing span, they always arrive under par for the gulf course…..

  3. billgncs says:

    if an eagle walks into a micro brewery does he order a flight of beers ?

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