Six Puns Month Five: Conifers

“Whatever youse guys read would tell me a lot about these furs,” said the opportunistic Brooklynite, “whether I have to spruce them up or branch out to our supplier is something I need to know soon.”

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4 Responses to Six Puns Month Five: Conifers

  1. billgncs says:

    I’ll wait, and not needle you for more.

  2. Dave says:

    I went in to the pawn shop, told them I was cold without too much money, and asked if I would be able to con a fur?

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