Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Two: Logarithms

“If you can make a solid base out of a log of wood, you can tell your ex that there’s no reason why there should be hard feelings,” said the counselor, “though you might have to turn the tables a bit.”

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4 Responses to Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Two: Logarithms

  1. billgncs says:

    the rules of math are hard and fast, except where the slide rules.

  2. Keith says:

    What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural Logs.

  3. Keith says:

    How does a tree get on the computer? It logs in.

  4. Dave says:

    I know a multi-talented musician with hundreds of different tempos in his repertoire, I asked him how he kept track, and he said ‘I have a log of rhythms.’

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