Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty Three: Granite

“Would you give Mike a hand with that pizza crust and those quarts of milk?” said the manager, “We’ve got a rock concert to put on here, and I want the performance to be solid.”

Six Puns: Never take igneous rock puns for granite.

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3 Responses to Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty Three: Granite

  1. Keith says:

    A geologist walks up to a river and says, “I feel very strongly that your bottom is composed of dirt, silt, small rocks, bits of dead animals, and other particulate inorganic matter.”

    And the river replies, “Yes, those are my sediments exactly.”

  2. Dave says:

    In the 1960s everybody was ‘digging’ rock!

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