Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty One: Physicians

“I don’t know what all this ale meant,” said the bartender, “so I asked the temp. It turns out there’s a fee ‘fer ordering beer in small amounts, so we, in general, practice ordering more. Selling it, though, requires great patience.”

Six Puns: Physician puns..hopefully, this eases your mind.

 

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4 Responses to Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty One: Physicians

  1. billgncs says:

    I hate all those needle-less tests.

  2. Keith says:

    My doctor told me to cut down on sodium but I’ll take his advice with a grain of salt.

  3. Dave says:

    The cola companies are reducing carbonation so, I’m going on a ‘fizz mission!’

  4. Keith says:

    A cheap eye surgeon is probably cutting corneas.

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