Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty Six: First Aid Kits

“No need to be cross, there is another band that has lighter music,” said the host to the crowd, “I promise it will rub you the right way, they music they play is sheer entertainment.”

Six Puns: When you see a dirty pun, you must stare, all eyes.

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4 Responses to Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty Six: First Aid Kits

  1. Keith says:

    Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics.

  2. Dave says:

    Now available in lemon, and lime….

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