Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty: Pilaf

“Sure, the diplomats should meet, but I think there is a grain of truth to the rumor that tensions might boil over,” said the ambassador, “though this may be a chance to peel off any bad feelings, especially when discussing our country’s stock.”

Six Puns: George Washington sold all of his wheat during the American Revolution, and was left with a bill of rice.

 

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3 Responses to Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty: Pilaf

  1. Dave says:

    Sometimes you just have to rice to the occasion…….

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