Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Two: Parapets

It’s fine to stare if a square actor forgets his line, but that’s only if you had high expectations in the first place. Maybe you should ask a panel about that.

Six Puns: Do two dogs count as a pair of pets?  (Roof, roof)

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7 Responses to Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Two: Parapets

  1. Keith says:

    If you took your twin beagles to see twin vets then you would have a pair o’ docs working on a pair o’ pets. If you could teach toe dogs to shoot craps with a pair o’ dice, I’d be willing to buy tickets to the event.

  2. Dave says:

    I went to the pet store, and picked out two cats. What do you think they would charge for the pair? A dime! I told them I’d think about it because I thought they were just cloning around.

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