Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety Seven: Janitors

“They won the series in a clean sweep. They definitely seemed to sink the other team’s hopes, and polished them off fairly easily,” said the coach. “They can win the pennant if they use bats made out of spruce.”

Six Puns: Your day is waaay too lazy. Toil it!

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One Response to Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety Seven: Janitors

  1. Dave says:

    You’re right, and there’s more pressure on clean-up to perform. Hopefully the pitcher is not throwing garbage to chase because clean-up requires discipline, and he has to to pick up on the garbage even if it ends up being foul. He could sacrifice a fly once in awhile but, better yet, with the bases loaded, a home run to clean the bases. This is how they become the custodians of their own destiny.

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