Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty Three: Squashes

Here’s a gem: if you’re out at the zoo, key knees of rhinoceroses (the knees that don’t work) keep other animals from being gored. It’s that, or they are using their winter horn, something you definitely can’t buy at a plant.

Six Puns: Squash puns? We’re vine with them.

 

 

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2 Responses to Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty Three: Squashes

  1. Dave says:

    One more flavor for a perfect plate. Just wait, it’ll all come out in the squash……

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