Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty Six: Fire Hydrants

“Mr. and Mrs. Watt are supposed to join us for dinner, so make sure they’re pumped up about this restaurant.” said Mr. Smith. “It’s a farming-type place, so all the shovels and hoes on the walls should whet their appetite for some rustic cuisine. As for the music there, I’m sure Jay-Z and Nas’ll be enough to keep them entertained.”

Six Puns: The best fire hydrant puns you’ve read

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2 Responses to Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty Six: Fire Hydrants

  1. billgncs says:

    you can fix some bad hydrants with a dog. Bring the dog near and let him take a leak ( sigh )

  2. Dave says:

    The corporation was on thin finances so I asked the CEO, ‘Water your plans; liquidation?’

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