Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty Eight: Luggage

“Once you get out of the car, pet the pachyderm on the trunk.” said Jessica, the zookeeper. “Just in case, bring some peanuts to handle them, in case they try to kick you in the chest.”

Six Puns: When it comes to puns, I keep calm and carry on…

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One Response to Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Thirty Eight: Luggage

  1. Dave says:

    It’s hard to give up old traditions when you carry around a lot of old baggage. When you give up even one old bag, you open your mind to new home runs in life, taking on a new bag at every turn…

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