Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Five: Life Boats

“If you can see your sink, you’re drinking just the right amount of port wine,” said the music teacher, “and, if you sing in a lower register, you can make a splash.”

Six Puns: We have our own parade float!

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2 Responses to Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Five: Life Boats

  1. Dave says:

    You can see continuous re’ports’ on tv

  2. Dave says:

    Stay within your means, and you’ll never have to float a loan.

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