Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Seven: Earrings

“To get the whole picture of the Bahamas, you must find a conch shell, and read something like my biography of Franklin Pierce, something I have to plug, on the beach,” said the travel agent, “or you could just eat a pear.”

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2 Responses to Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Seven: Earrings

  1. I’d being looking for a stud on that beach!
    Diana xo

  2. Dave says:

    Telephone implants can cause this frequent response.

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