Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Sixty Seven: Shortbread

The captain regarded the cook he assigned to the ship to be quite competent. There was a flower on every table in the dining suite, and plenty of tray foil for the dishes served. This was good as they wouldn’t last long on a desert island.

Six Puns: Maybe low budget, but never short bread.

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One Response to Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Sixty Seven: Shortbread

  1. Dave says:

    The restaurant’s patrons were complaining because they came in one day to find the lobster bisque cut from the menu.

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