Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Fifty Nine: Deer

“If you hoof it to the bar, you won’t have to pay much dough for drinks, maybe a buck or two,” said grandma, “but don’t drink too much, dear, I don’t like o see too much rum in aunts.”

Six Puns: Cake toupee? No, pie bald.

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One Response to Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Fifty Nine: Deer

  1. Dave says:

    Out in the wilderness near a water reserve, they got ready for a dip while waiting for a fawn due

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