Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Fifty Six: Flash Cards

“We’re all out of beef. How about a side of ham?” said the galley chef. “I’m not trying to flip a profit or anything, I’m just trying to give you the best for the rest of the day on deck.” “All right,” said the sailor, “At least I won’t have to fight off that tern today.”

Six Puns: My gimlet is still in school… I guess you could say it’s a learning drill.

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2 Responses to Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Fifty Six: Flash Cards

  1. billgncs says:

    I “guess” this is a good one. “Sum” are better than others.

  2. Dave says:

    Sometimes they’re shown so quickly they seem to create a spell on you, multiply, and finally it all adds up……

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