Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Thirty Four: Fingernails

“If you’ll sign us, we’ll get back in the groove and be a cut above the rest,” said the leader of the rock band to the record executive, “concert ticket sales will be off the wall and they’ll be no more worries on your plate.”

Six Puns: If you care, a tin of cookies has been left on the table for you.

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2 Responses to Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Thirty Four: Fingernails

  1. billgncs says:

    Sometimes we just have to “scrape” by

  2. Dave says:

    Don’t hammer, and miss with one in hand.

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