Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Nineteen: Pheasants

“That idea won’t quite fly with the boss,” said one of the workers at the quarry, “unless you plan on telling quite a tale. It’s a little better than poking him at the roast, so I’d give it a shot.”

Six Puns: I wouldn’t advise using pheasant puns to pick up a date, but then again, it’s all in your game.

 

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2 Responses to Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Nineteen: Pheasants

  1. Dave says:

    Introduction of new stock is just part of the game on Wall St.

  2. Dave says:

    I forgot to tell you, now that I thought about it, the new stock might become the beak-on a portfolio of stock

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