Six Puns Day Six Hundred Seventy Seven: Museums

Art says that in mining,  one has to exhibit a certain amount of expertise required in the field, such as drilling and boring techniques,” said the miner about his boss Arthur. “Otherwise, you’re sure to be history.”

Six Puns: Contrary to the puns in today’s post, museums aren’t actually dull. If visited with an open mind, they can bring joy, excitement, or even cure eight or nine illnesses.

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One Response to Six Puns Day Six Hundred Seventy Seven: Museums

  1. Dave says:

    The lead act was nowhere to be found, and the back-up was running short of comedy material. The back-up paused as the crowd became restless. Asking the stage manager what he wanted. ‘Oh, I don’t know’ he said…’try something new, a-muse-um’

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