Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty Nine: Mouthwash

Hi Gene,” said the Coach. “Have a seat, or all of you could stand up, I don’t really care.” He continued: “If you’d let me take the floor I’d like to congratulate you on a quarrel-free season. Not a single spat during our games…yes, I think you all deserve a plaque. 

Six Puns: It’s a little-known fact, but the Alligator gar owns seabirds as pets…and they would be gar gulls.

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2 Responses to Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty Nine: Mouthwash

  1. billgncs says:

    if a stalker fixates on Halli Barry does he have Halli-tosis ?

  2. Dave says:

    When we were kids, and misguided vocabulary might stream from our lips, mom never washed our mouths out with soap. Instead, she would put us on ‘mouth watch’ for 15 minutes. She told us to literally watch our mouths in a mirror. True story.

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