Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty Five: Tissues, Part 2

“Although you can sell me that sweater, that marine pattern makes me nervous.” said the shopper to the clerk. “Oh yes,” said the clerk, “it must be the ocean shelf, the oysters, and the mussels. Right this way, bring your cart. A ledge has no place on a sweater. Here, take a look at this dye section.”

 

Six Puns: If you can’t phone a Jess, call a Jen.

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One Response to Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty Five: Tissues, Part 2

  1. Dave says:

    The county jail was in a lock down, and all the cells were working in tandem.

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