Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty One: Speed Skating

If you want a short track to weight loss, you should fast and re-lay all the tiles on your bathroom floor. If you want the long track to weight loss, exercise your right to diet (and exercise).

Six Puns: Appreciate all forms of ocean life today…applaud manta rays, and clap skates.

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One Response to Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty One: Speed Skating

  1. Dave says:

    This is the wheel way to roll through life on the fast track

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