Six Puns Day Five Hundred Ninety Five: Rumors

This scientist isn’t exactly a whiz per se, but he has developed a new spread that tastes just like grape — fine enough to ward off any hunger pangs. It receives no shuns, and it even repairs injuries better than the master’s remedies: or at least that gauze Ip was using.

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One Response to Six Puns Day Five Hundred Ninety Five: Rumors

  1. Dave says:

    I heard they’re planning to raise the rent, again. At least that’s what one of the roomers told me.

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